Judaism's High Holy Days are approaching us, and unfortunately that means it's time for a celebrity Kabbalah powwow in Israel. Featured guests include noted slut Madonna as well as Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher (a sap basically just doing everything his more popular wife wants to do just like Brad Pitt). Israel's real Jews will also have to suffer the attendance of 3000 other Kabbalah Center students practicing the faddish spiritual scam. Perhaps one of the endeavors of the group should be to revise their "red string" tradition, because judging by the lives of Kabbalists Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, it's not warding off the "evil eye", even if they did pay $26 for the string.
Madonna to Celebrate Rosh Hashana in Israel
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