Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Fresh from the Sewer to You

No, I'm not talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies. "Jenkem" is the newest drug being used by high school kids these days. It's an African recipe consisting of fecal matter and urine, which are fermented in the sun for hours and then the resulting gas produced is inhaled to produce hallucinations. Boy, those Africans are sure contributing quite a bit to American culture, aren't they? This will make a great addition to the menu for festivals during Black History Month. Now every American can feel like he's a half-clothed savage in the jungle with nothing but his own droppings to amuse himself. Ah, the joys of multi-culturalism!

New Drug Alert!

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